Yearly Archives: 2010

Sufferin’ succotash! I got a bad case of the surrealities, so I had to make this. Sang is brave (and strong) for climbing to the lectern. Braver still are the members of the audience, who attempt to hold their perch … Continue reading →

I saw a video about a guy who is being evicted because his trailer is off the grid. No electricity, no water — so in the interest of protecting his health, the government is going to make him homeless. Well, … Continue reading →

If the last one was for Vulcans, then this one is for Klingons. Mabel isn’t too sure, and I don’t think she wants the forehead ridges either.

On Vulcan.

If you have to ask why anyone would have mice as pets, then you’re not the kind of person who’s going to understand. Mice are very sweet, quizzical little creatures who are natural clowns. The black plague was due to … Continue reading →

The system should be self-explanatory. I’ll go into more detail, including a specific application, later. Anyhow, enjoy.

Hey, this time I slapped on some ‘resters’ which allow the candy grabber to rest against the box as shown. If you have a better term than rester, I’d like to hear it. You won’t get paid, however. I’m not … Continue reading →

I decided I needed more negative verticality.

I was in one of those there grab a bag o candy stores and wondered if the process could be improved. Because, you know, it works, which means it’s just asking to be fixed. Ask any engineer! The grabber on … Continue reading →